The United States of '''America''' (ユナイテドステイツオフアメリカ{{jp}}) is the world's governing body, and its [[Grammarian|most freest]] country.
[[Image:Obama.jpg|200px|left]]<!--He IS left-wing, after all-->
[[File:CreditReports 1850.jpg|thumb|'''COOL FREE [[Freedom|FREEDOM]]''']]
== Geography ==
America can be found simply by looking to the center of any given map of the world. You may experience slight vision problems if using a globe.

== Government == 
The citizens of this great country are not only entitled to freedom, but can also freely regulate any [[Corea|lesser]] (that means [[Japan|all]] of [[Poland|you]]!) [[China|country]]. The [[Obama|country's leaders]] are considered the highest of the high; the bureaucrats of bureaucracy; that doesn't really make any sense, but surely you're seeing the point here! The supreme president of America is [[Donald Trump|Donald Trump]]

To the naked eye, America would appear to be a constitutional [[democracy]]; a new [[Suzumiya Haruhi|leader]] is elected every 4 years. However, this system is specifically designed to confuse and infuriate [[Germany|inferior]] [[Australia|countries]], and is used only as a formality. In reality, America is a divine right monarchy ruled by a continually changing King. The King is selected by a secret group of shadow leaders (Simon Cowell is believed to be a member) that is in direct contact with [[Suzumiya Haruhi|God]]. What this basically means is, we will never eeeeeever have a <s>black</s> girl president. YEAH!

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