your friend till the end. enemy of feline.



==how to know if a dog is a dog==
just fucking look at the damn beast. here's a few defining traits of the dog:

===legs===
dogs tend to have four legs, although they are known to have less on occasion. four legs good, two legs bad. i have two legs: i am bad. my dog has fur on her legs.

===collar status===
a collar is a bitch's best friends on the rough streets of [[America]] in the year [[2011]]. turn on the tv and you see a dog with a red collar. my dog's collar is a chain collar that i can choke her with. collars have much more power than handcuffs because the neck is more vital than the limbs - give a tug and it gives the same result with less force. in BDSM some kinky people wear collars. i don't wear a collar. i am a [[amerikkka|free man]].

===snout===
if you are ever trapped in a swamp and there are alligators in the water coming towards you, you'll know that they are to be punched on the snout. the dog works the same way: punch it on the snout and it'll get pissed.if you are ever in doubt as to whether you are encountering a dog or a [[cat]], first ask yourself a question: "does it have a snout that i can punch?" if yes, punch the filthy mongrel. feel proud of yourself

==various dogs in vip culture==
*[[Maiddog|MAID DOG]]
*[[DOGGY COOL]]
*[[User:Fou-Lu|fucking daniel..]]. yeah go away kid

==things like dogs==
[[GNAA|black people]] are dogs. hit them on the snout and order them around. put collars on them and watch them pick your cotten for you WHATS UP DOG? NOT MUCH DOG.

i once met a kind of dog called a pug. like a cat, it was small, fat, and ugly. but unlike a [[cat]] it had a snout. 

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