As the name reveals, Greenland is the most greenest [[country]] in the [[world]]. [[File:Greenlandflag.png|thumb|alt=A Greenland.|The green flag of Greenland.]]

Similar to [[Venezuela]], Greenland is fully covered with forest.

The natives of Greenland are the wild noble [[Inuit]].

Greenland has a team of [[beer]] brewing seals who produce a very tasty sort of stout.


When [[Genghis Khan]] once visited the country, he said:

''"The fuck is this?"''



== Nature ==

Belive me Greenland is very green. It is a lovely place!

There are lots of different plants and a very vigorous wildlife.

I would defenetly suggest to visit the wonderous landscape.

No really I recommend making holidays up there. The [[nature]] is faboulous.

If I have pictures? Oh im sorry I dont. But trust me there are very big trees.

And the temperatures are just right for nice summer holidays.

What? No you wont be captured by [[Inuit]], belive me!


== Conspiracy theories ==

Some unfaithful geography scientists and journalist might tell you, that greenland is covered in snow and has no plants at all.

They say the Inuit want to falsely attract tourists by calling the country Greenland.

But this is wrong! It is a hideous lie, made up by dipshit people who dont even own a hydraulic toaster!



== See also ==

[[Country]]

[[World]]

[[Inuit]]

[[Ghengis Khan]]

[[Venezuela]]



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