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A light midafternoon snack recipe spawned by [[DQN-kun]] in recognition of the fact that one cannot eat only [[Fancy Hearing Cake]], gloriously sweet as though it may be.

== Ingredients ==
*2 lb. of [[GNAA#Soundtrack|ham]]<br />
*One [[bikecat|BikeCat]]<br />
*One >>4 (in [[nida]] form)<br />
*One [[Fancy hearing cake|Fancy Hearing Cake]]<br />
*One Ham Smash 'Em Up (or any other [[Recursion|recursive]] sandwich)<br />
*One [[dude]]<br />
*9 oz. shitty textured tofu protein substitute<br />

== Directions ==
HAMMER each INGREDIENT with your [[Asahina Mikuru|FIST OF RAGING FURY]] going "pew pew", then put the ham smash em up in the Fancy Hearing Cake. Say "[[bumsex]]" four times. Kick it until it explodes. Once the area is safe to return to, garnish with [[sage]] and enjoy.

== Menu Suggestions ==
*[[Fancy hearing cake]]
*[[Loli to issho delight]]

== External Links ==
Buttersafe: A webcomic that inspired the food [http://buttersafe.com/2007/10/18/ham-smash-em-up/]

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