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'''Japanese''' is the language spoken in [[anime]]. It is also the official language of [[Japan]], [[Japanese Schoolgirls]], and the [[moon]].

== Section 1 ==
In this section, we will be learning the absolute basics.

=== Lesson 1 (easy) ===
In this first lesson, we will learn a few sentences used everyday in Japan.

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<th> Japanese </th><th> English </th><th> Transliteration </th><th> Pronounciation </th><th>

</th></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> それは・・・<br>わかんない
</th><td> How much is this?
</td><td> Watashi wa nihon-jin [[desu]]
</td><td> ヘルプ センター
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> やらないか

</th><td> Hello. Fine weather we're having!
</td><td> Waaaa! [[Oniichan]] no [[hentai]] desu!～～～～
</td><td> ‰ãƒ¡ã‚¤ãƒ³ã®ãƒšãƒ¼ã
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> 俺はお前を守る<br>守って見せる

</th><td> Where is the nearest restaurant?
</td><td> Waiii! [[Kawaii]] [[desu]] ne ^_^
</td><td> ®å›½ã®ãƒšãƒ¼ã‚¸ã«é™å
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> 私はReiについてあなたによって日本「ネオン起源エヴァンゲリオン」のアニメーションから
<p>思い出させられています。 
</p>

</th><td> You remind me of [[Rei]] from [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]
</td><td> matteireba, yume wa kanau hazu to tada shinjiteta osanai hi
sora wo nagareru hikari ni negai wo kake hohoemi nagara ima wo
tsumuide-ita
</td><td> 最終更新日が過去
か月以内、半年以内、または
年以内のページのみを検索するには、次の
から検索オプション ページへアクセスします。
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> お前はもう死んでいる
</th><td> I do not understand.

</td><td> shukumei no juunanasai (^^;)
</td><td> ¦ã‚§ãƒ–ページ、画
</td></tr>
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<th> おちんちんって知りません。おまんこください。
</th><td> I do not know "Onigiri". Please give me Egg Roll.
</td><td> ching chong woo bok chi
</td><td> °æ—¥» ¥å†…、または  å¹´†ƒ™ã‚‹æ¤œç´¢‚·ãƒ§ããã¾ã™ã€‚
</td></tr>
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<th> 私はkira であるdess
</th><td> I am Kira

</td><td> Watashi wa kira dess
</td><td> ™ã†…–®ãKIRAƒ¼ã¸çDESS
</td></tr></table>

=== Lesson 2 (not really easy) ===
In this second lesson, we will learn the lyrics of the TV version of the [[OP]] of [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu]]
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<th> Japanese </th><th> English </th><th> Transliteration </th><th> Pronounciation </th><th>

</th></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> 答えはいつも私の胸に…
</th><td> Please always answer:To my chest etc.
</td><td> Kotae wa itsumo watashi no mune ni...
</td><td> 答えはいつも私の胸に…
</td></tr>
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<th> なんでだろ　あなたを選んだ私です
</th><td> From fate externals of Sumo
</td><td> Nande daro anata wo eranda watashi desu

</td><td> なんでだろ　あなたを選んだ私です
</td></tr>
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<th> もうとまらない　運命様から決められたけど
</th><td> by which the trifling one doesn't stop
</td><td> Mou tomaranai unmei sama kara kimerareta kedo
</td><td> もうとまらない　運命様から決められたけど
</td></tr>
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<th> I believe 真似だけじゃつまらないの
</th><td> by me whom right that only inside believed

</td><td> Ai buribo mane dake ja tsumaranai no
</td><td> I believe 真似だけじゃつまらないの
</td></tr>
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<th> You'll be right!
</th><td> that I is mimicry
</td><td> Yuru bi raito!
</td><td> You'll be right!
</td></tr>
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<th> 感じるまま感じることだけをするよ

</th><td> most chose to decision
</td><td> Kanjiru mama kanjiru koto dake wo suru yo
</td><td> 感じるまま感じることだけをするよ
</td></tr>
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<th> 冒険でしょでしょ！？　ホントが嘘に変わる世界で
</th><td> In the world where the reality changes into the lie, please adventure
</td><td> Bouken desho desho!? HONTO ga uso ni kawaru sekai de
</td><td> 冒険でしょでしょ！？　ホントが嘘に変わる世界で
</td></tr>

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<th> 夢があるから強くなるのよ　誰の為じゃない
</th><td> Because It has the dream
</td><td> Yume ga aru kara tsuyoku naru no yo dare no tame janai
</td><td> 夢があるから強くなるのよ　誰の為じゃない
</td></tr>
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<th> 一緒に来てくださいっ
</th><td> I only feel it to the feeling of it.
</td><td> Issho ni kite kudasai

</td><td> 一緒に来てくださいっ
</td></tr>
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<th> どこまでも自由な私を見てよね
</th><td> It is not a person whom it strengthens, together coming
</td><td> Doko made mo juyuu na watashi wo mite yo ne
</td><td> どこまでも自由な私を見てよね
</td></tr>
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<th> 明日過去になった今日のいまが奇跡
</th><td> Miracle I will think of you past tomorrow.

</td><td> Ashita kako ni natta kyou no ima ga kiseki
</td><td> 明日過去になった今日のいまが奇跡
</td></tr>
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<th> つかもう未来を
</th><td> The future when it was able to hang on
</td><td> Tsukamou mirai wo
</td><td> つかもう未来を
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> I believe you…

</th><td> Do it become it for where now as it is likely to see free of charge about me in you?
</td><td> Ai buribo yu...
</td><td> I believe you…
</td></tr></table>




=== Lesson 3 (extremely difficult) ===
[[( ﾟ ヮﾟ)]] In this third lesson, we will learn a few happy sentences!
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<th> Japanese </th><th> English </th><th> Transliteration </th><th> Pronounciation </th><th>
</th></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th>  月、isshoへのloliの下で
</th><td> [[Image:Mystery1.gif]]
</td><td> [[under the moon loli to issho|Under the moon, loli to issho]]
</td><td> XƒNƒgƒbƒvŒŸõ‚̓†[ƒU[‚̃Rƒ“ƒsƒ…[ƒ^ã‚Ì“dŽqƒ
</td></tr>
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<th> ミトンス大嫌い
</th><td> I love [[Mittens]]!!
</td><td> miton ga suki
</td><td> ƒbƒ€Íƒã‚̃^ã‚†ƒ¦

</td></tr>
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<th> もっとそばにいたいけど　もう旅立つ時間　ああ、泣き出しそう
</th><td> I hate myself and I want to die because it's winter
</td><td> watashi wa unuboremasu, soshite, fuyu no de shinitai to omoimasu
</td><td> ‚à‚Á‚Æ‚»‚΂ɂ¢‚½‚¢‚¯‚Ç ‚à‚¤—·—§‚ÂŽžŠÔ ‚ ‚ @‹ƒ‚«o‚µ‚»‚¤
</td></tr></table>

=== Test ===
This is a test on what you should have learned in Lessons 1-3! No
translations will be provided! Please submit completed worksheets to
the [[moon]].

<table style="text-align: left;" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0">

<tr style="background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> Japanese </th><th> English </th><th> Transliteration </th><th> Pronounciation </th><th>
</th></tr>

<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> お前はもう死んでいる
</th><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> I believe you…
</th><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________

</td><td> ____________________
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> もっとそばにいたいけど　もう旅立つ時間　ああ、泣き出しそう
</th><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td></tr></table>

== Section 2 ==
In this section, we will begin to speak fluently.

=== Lesson 1 (unyielding, yet rapidly fathomable) ===
In this first lesson, we will learn the most important word in the Japanese language, [[desu]]. This word helps you do important things, like state your name.

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<th> Japanese </th><th> English </th><th> Transliteration </th><th> Pronounciation </th><th>
</th></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> 私の名はスクイクスです

</th><td> [[My name is Squeeks]]
</td><td> watashi no na wa Sukoikusu
</td><td> —‚ÉŠw‚Ô10‚Ì–@‘¥y‘W•Òz
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> 私はここです
</th><td> I is here!
</td><td> desu desu desu
</td><td> ‚ðˆêŠ‡Œ©Ï‚µ‚

</td></tr>
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<th> ＶＩＰから　来ますたです
</th><td> [[It Came from VIP]]
</td><td> VIPkara kimasuta
</td><td> “ƒCƒŒƒuƒ“‚ª‰”Ì”„“ƒC
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> Ｉ ｗａｎｎａ ｂｅ ａ<br>｢ＶＩＰＳＴＡＲ｣です
</th><td> I wanna be a [[Vipstar]]

</td><td> I wanna be a vipstar
</td><td> I wanna be a ŠVIPSTAR‡
</td></tr>
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<th> 「YOUはSHOCK !!」です
</th><td> You are shock&nbsp;!!
</td><td> YU WA SOKU
</td><td> YOU ŠWA‡ SHOCK ðð
</td></tr></table>

=== Lesson 2 (not very hard, but useless) ===
In this lesson, we will learn the names of members of the Japanese government and other important figures.

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<th> Name </th><th> Rank </th><th> Transliteration </th><th> Pronounciation </th><th>

</th></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> 涼宮ハルヒ
</th><td> Prime Minister
</td><td> Shinzou Abe
</td><td> —Á‹{ƒnƒ‹ƒq
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> 古泉一樹
</th><td> Senior Vice Minister of the Defense Agency
</td><td> Taro Kimura

</td><td> ŒÃòˆêŽ÷
</td></tr>
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<th> キョン
</th><td> Parliamentary Secretary of Justice
</td><td> Takashi Mitsubayashi
</td><td> ƒLƒ‡ƒ“i‰´j
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> 長門有希
</th><td> Parliamentary Secretary of the Defense Agency

</td><td> Tsuyoshi Takagi
</td><td> ’·–å—LŠó
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> 朝比奈みくる
</th><td> Parliamentary Secretary of the Defense Agency
</td><td> Jiro Aichi
</td><td> ’©”ä“Þ‚Ý‚­‚é
</td></tr></table>

=== Lesson 3 (somewhat hard, it kinda depends) ===
In this lesson, we will learn to write common English terms in a special Japanese font called "Kanji".

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<th> Japanese </th><th> English </th><th> Transliteration </th><th> Pronounciation </th><th>
</th></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> カー

</th><td> Automobile
</td><td> Caru
</td><td> –œ‰~
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> テーブルテニス
</th><td> Ping Pong
</td><td> Tabelu Tenisu
</td><td> ‚悤‚±‚» ƒQƒXƒg
</td></tr>

<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> ゾーン
</th><td> Area
</td><td> Zoon
</td><td> µ‚Ä“
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> ニードル
</th><td> Spike
</td><td> Needolru

</td><td> ©v‚²—pS
</td></tr>
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<th> ジョーズ
</th><td> That fucking shark
</td><td> Josu
</td><td> ‚Á‚½‚©H
</td></tr></table>

=== Lesson 4 (GO! GO! (YEAH BABY) YOU CAN DO IT ですぅ) ===
In this slightly less annoying lesson, we will learn the entrance phrases of popular "Super Sentai", called "[[faggots in spandex]]", or "Power Rangers" in English.

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<th> Japanese </th><th> Phrase </th><th> Transliteration </th><th> English </th><th>
</th></tr>

<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> 秘密戦隊ゴレンジャー
</th><td> ５人合わせて！ 秘密戦隊ゴレンジャー！
</td><td> gonin awasete! himitsu sentai gorenja!
</td><td> Match of five people! Secret fleet Gorenger!
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> 恐竜戦隊ジュウレンジャ
</th><td> 恐竜戦隊ジュウレンジャー！
</td><td> kyouryu sentai juurenja!

</td><td> Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> 救急戦隊ゴー・ゴー・ファイブ
</th><td> 人の命は地球の未来！ 燃えるレスキュー魂！ 救急戦隊ゴー・ゴー・ファイブ！
</td><td> hito no inochi wa chikyuu no mirai! moeru reskyu tamashii! kyoukyuu sentai go go faibu!
</td><td> Person's life is the future of the earth. Burning rescue spirit! Emergency fleet go go five!
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> 百獣戦隊ガオレンジャー
</th><td> 命あるところ、正義の雄叫びあり！ 百獣戦隊ガオレンジャー！

</td><td> inochi aru tokoro, seigi no otakebi ari! hyakujuu sentai gaorenja!
</td><td> There is a shout about the justice when there is a life! Every beast fleet Gaorenjar!
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> 忍風戦隊ハリケンジャー+電光石火ゴウライジャー
</th><td> 風吹き荒れて嵐呼び、雲引き裂いて雷走る！風と雷一つになりて、天下御免の三日月頭！轟雷旋風神、推参っ！
</td><td> ・・・
</td><td> I gave up before the first comma&nbsp;:(
</td></tr></table>

=== Test ===
This is a test on what you should have learned in Lessons 1-4! This test will be graded! Once again, please submit completed worksheets to the [[moon]].

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<tr style="background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> Japanese </th><th> English </th><th> Transliteration </th><th> Pronounciation </th><th>
</th></tr>

<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> ____________________
</th><td> State your name.
</td><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> ____________________
</th><td> Who is the Prime Minister of Japan?
</td><td> ____________________

</td><td> ____________________
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> ____________________
</th><td> ____________________
</td><td> Caru
</td><td> ____________________
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> ____________________
</th><td> Where did you come from?

</td><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> ____________________
</th><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td><td> ƒLƒ‡ƒ“i‰´j
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> ____________________

</th><td> What would you like to become?
</td><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td></tr>
<tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<th> ____________________
</th><td> Who is that fucking shark?
</td><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td></tr>

<tr style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">
<th> 風吹き荒れて嵐呼び、雲引き裂いて雷走る！風と雷一つになりて、天下御免の三日月頭！轟雷旋風神、推参っ！
</th><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td><td> ____________________
</td></tr></table>