Kony is the current leader of [[Uganda]].

He built up the [[country]] by existing and doesnt give a fuck about penguins. [[File:Kony.jpg|thumb|alt=A Kony|Kony using his Bananaphone]]



== Kony Dictatorship ==

When Kony was born in [[1993]], he immediately began to shape the [[country]] as a nation and building up the [[Uganda|Kony Dictatorship]].

He invented many important things such as, the banana oil export, the [[unholy bananas of terror]], the bananaphone, the banana vibrator and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banania Banania].

Kony joined the [[WDwUB]] to get economical advantages.

These advantages should be achieved by destroying the economical power of the [[FtL]] and their members.

Kony sees [[Mongolia]] and [[Genghis Khan]] as his arch-enemy because the mongolian currency is called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_t%C3%B6gr%C3%B6g tögrög].



== War against [[Mongolia]] ==

Since [[Uganda]] started the war against [[Mongolia]], the [[banana invasion]] is a brutal, ongoing conflict in [[asia]].

In a [[Spain|spanish]] newspaper, Kony himself gave the following statement.


''"Sisi ni fahari sana ya ndizi uzalishaji wetu.''

''Pamoja nao, sisi kuwatumikia vizuri Union.''

''Mongolia kuanguka na Uganda itakuwa nguvu duniani!"''

== See also ==

[[Uganda]]

[[WDwUB]]

[[banana invasion]]