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A pack of wild kopipe.

The Original

Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.

Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.

And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.

The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.

Such is the downfall of White Man.

Faggots

Consider this: A pack of wild Faggots.

Refined, well-mannered Faggots nearing your straight home. Decorating your straight front garden. Having consensual sex with your ``straight'᠎' son.

And you can't do shit since they're well-liked. The Faggot leader grabs your wife and takes her out shopping with his credit card.

The primal Faggots finally dominate your household. They watch intelligent shows on TV and you are forced to check your privilege.

Such is the downfall of Straight Man.

Womyn

Consider this: A pack of wild Womyn.

Refined, well-mannered Womyn nearing your straight home. Decorating your straight front garden. Having consensual sex with your ``straight'᠎' son.

And you can't do shit since they're well-liked. The Womyn leader grabs your wife and takes her out shopping with your credit card.

The primal Womyn finally dominate your household. They watch intelligent shows on TV and you are forced to check your privilege.

Such is the downfall of Straight Man.

Playing cards

Consider this: A pack of wild playing cards.

Crisp, flat Playing cards nearing your chess-playing home. Leaving poker chips on your knight-shaped lawn. Dealing a seven high to your white bishop.

And you can't do shit since there's 52 of them. The Spade king grabs your queen and fucks her with his royal scepter.

The primal Cards finally dominate your chessboard. They watch poker shows on TV and you are forced to shuffle them.

Such is the downfall of non-randomized board gaming.

Gentoomen

Consider this: a pack of wild Gentoomen.

Befedoraed, euphoric Gentoomen nearing your win32 home. Trampling your Bliss.jpg hillside. Multibooting your genuine advantage.

And you can't do shit since they've read SICP. The Gentooman leader grabs your PC and installs Gentoo on it with his USB stick.

The wizardly Gentoomen finally dominate your network. They compile esoteric programs on your tablet and you are forced to use a Thinkpad.

Such is the downfall of Proprietary Software.

Touhous

Consider this: A pack of wild Touhous.

Elegant, flying Youkais nearing your human home. Trampling your human lawn. Having a tea party with your human daughter.

And you can't do shit since they're youkais. Reimu grabs your wife and fucks her with her miko stick.

The Touhous finally dominate your household. They watch graceful spellcard fights in the sky and you are forced to be their sex slave.

Such is the downfall of Human.

Uncouth Louts

Consider this: A pack of uncouth louts.

Unloungelike, brutish louts nearing your /lounge/ home. Eating your /lounge/ pancakes. Sipping your /lounge/ whiskey.

And you can't do shit since they're ill-mannered. The lout leader grabs your textboard and spams it with his kopipe.

The belligerent louts finally dominate your BBS. They post barbaric threads and you are forced to be their slave.

Such is the downfall of /lounge/.

Coreans

Consider this: A pack of zainichi Koreans.

Starcraft-playing, 2ch-DDoSing Koreans nearing your Japanese home. Trampling your Japanese lawn. Demanding apologies for ww2 from your Japanese daughter.

And you can't do shit since they smell of Korean cuisine | Feces. The Korean leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his plastic surgery enhanced penis.

The loudmouthed Koreans finally dominate your household. They watch their K-dramas on FujiTV and you are forced to be their slave.

Such is the downfall of Japanese Man.