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[[Image:Domain parking bitch.jpg|thumb|right|Do not forget to pick up your '''[[COOL FREE RINGTONES]]''']]
Hello, [[VIPPER]], and [[You have a tiny one|welcome]] to Tanasinn.info! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are a few things you should keep in mind:
*Read both [[A Guide to SAoVQ]] and [[A Guide to Anonymous Boards]] before [[w|VIPPING]] for your first time
*Make sure your edits are [[VIP QUALITY]]
*[[Tanasinn|Don't think, feel]]
*Remember that, [[well, that's just, like, your opinion, man]]
*Remember to wear your [[mittens]] at all times, [[becauseitswinter]]
*[[⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二二二⊃|Bu-n]] often
*Check out the [[VIP Music project page]] while [[Grammarian|your]] at it
I hope you enjoy [[w|VIPPING]] with us and being a [[VIPSTAR]]! If you need help, check out the above links, or ask your question on this page and then place [[HAHA TRICKED YOU!|<code><nowiki>{{trash}}</nowiki></code>]] before the question.

[[My name is Squeeks]] and I [[Barack HUSSEIN Obama|hope]] you enjoy [[Guided tour of the tanasinn chamber|your stay]].
<includeonly>-- <span class="nounderlinelink"> [[User:Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">Literal</font>]][[User_talk:Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">Ka</font>]] <small> </small> </span> 15:33, 5 August 2010 (UTC)</includeonly>