{{DQN|1200341078}} {{Mittens lyrics}} {{DQN Music}} [[( ・∀・)]], a notorious womanizer, composed this obscure serenade to the modern venus [[Konata]] a mere two months before declaring his love to [[cracky-chan]] in the ballad [[( ´ω`) The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.]] The original recording was lost in the Great Sendspace Fire of '93, suspected to be an act of arson by one of his many jealous lovers. Luckily, another copy was found in a seedy-looking alleyway. 僕はロリコン! (″・ิ_・ิ)っ - FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AND I WAS ALL LIKKE YEAHHHH BABY HAPPY ENDING AWWWWWRITE /r/ midi of My Life is Ruined I came rainbows i need a haro, my life isn't annoying enough Because I know that Mittens likes it rough. ( ゚ _゚) ...what ( ゚ ヮ゚) MITON GA SUKI!!!! I lost my hat. I am a big ham. ( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life. /r/ midi of All Alone for Christmas It's just supposed to be a verse, not your goddamn life story. i need a haro, my life isn't annoying enough Because I know that Mittens likes it rough. ( ゚ _゚) ...what ( ゚ ヮ゚) MITON GA SUKI!!!! I lost my hat. I am a big ham. I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_; Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?! Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and She wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool. We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, And I would have sex with her because Sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl. Turned the redundancy on herself I wish I had a friend i need a haro, my life isn't annoying enough Because I know that Mittens likes it rough. ( ゚ _゚) ...what ( ゚ ヮ゚) MITON GA SUKI!!!! I lost my hat. I am a big ham. JEWGERNAUT Recorded: [http://rigelseven.com/dqn/WE%20ARE%20ZA%20WARUDO.mp3]