1993

The current year, despite a large group of disinformationists known as the Datist Cabal, who claim that it is actually 2020. Unfortunately, this situation is nearly unrecoverable at present, as these people have infiltrated a tremendous segment of the industrial and financial sectors, forcing others to abide by their faulty and blatantly incorrect numbering conventions.

How to fight the Cabal

• Continue to refer to the current date as normal.
• When others around you misidentify the date, correct them politely. You will probably be met with a mild amount of confusion, and possibly even argument, at first; this is normal. Persistence is the key.
• If your efforts to correct the date are met with anger and hostility, DO NOT, under any circumstances, further associate with these people, for they are a part of the Datist Cabal.

Proof of Time

This 93 Corolla I'm driving is still churning like it should. Most of the time. Also churning is for butter.