Formal business letter

This formal business letter was written, printed and sent in two days by DQN-kun.

It was compiled by >>63 and beautifully formatted by >>65

We're not sure about that one either.

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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I love mittens

cocks cocks cocks

To my darling Squeeks,

It has come to our attention that several indigents living on your property have been visiting the horrofic site www.4chan.org and eaten dandelions. I would like to register a formal complaint with your customer service office since this is unacceptable. ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ Every tuesday, you showed up at my house with a tube of jelly beans. Then you raped and killed me. I found this highly upsetting. Mildly arousing too, until you killed me. Post deleted by moderator. But this is not the reason for my complaint; as you can see, I am alive and well.

Throughout the known history of economic thought, I have never seen so many angels fly out of the mouth of a man, nor so many knives come out of his forehead to slash and cut at my genitals. Sir, you should be ashamed of your misconduct in this matter. For as long as I have been here, the trains have never run on time and the cheese has always been moldy. This simply will not do. My name is Squeeks and I need something better. coca cocks to you, good sir. Nice "Nice "Nice save"" >>48 But let the truth be told: I love dicks. <ヽ｀∀´> This is a paragraph right nida? Thusly, I have enlisted the help of those pictured above, as size does not truly matter to me. ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens is here! ( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're that close to the end, yet there is still no grandpa.

Love and kisses, ( ´ω`)

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