How to Get an Abortion
The first thing you must know about abortions is that there are many methods, each with varying degrees of success and pain.
- The Falcon Punch.
- The "Coat hangar method." (In short: cram that fucker in there.)
- Fall down some stairs.
- Speak Ebonics with a black fellow.
- Decide that you value convenience over human life.
If you decide this...
- Find underground abortion clinic.
- Allow creepy, drug-addicted guy to murder your baby. The crime scene shall be your womb, you heartless bitch.