ITT we edit this page when we has consumed large quantities of illicit drugs_Good Ideas
- Watch The Passion of the Christ... on LSD.
- Stick a fishing hook down your throat.
- Drink random shit you find on the ground.
- Start a Pro-Abortion, Pro-Death Penalty, Anti-Gun Control, Anti-Health Care political party.
- Become religious.
- Beat the fuck out of your girlfriend for a soda.
- Pretend that whatever you're in is a spaceship. VWOOOSH 
- Ask your cat for a light.