Kanji
Kanji is a stupid fucking aspect of the written Japanese language. It was designed to give the foreign devils a hard time deciphering their moon runes. Kanji is also known to have incestuous undertones in their meanings. For example, the kanji for "fond":
Oh, by the way, Japan completely stole Kanji from China, except the Chinese call it Hanzi and a lot of the characters aren't pronounced the same and a lot of them don't even mean the same thing. You know, just to make the language more confusing to learn.
