Mittens
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Mittens
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Mittens are about the most massively useful thing anyone can have. They have great practical value - you can wear them on your hands for warmth during winter; they make an attractive addition to any outfit; you can use them as tiny bags in which you can hold even tinier objects; and finally they can be released in situations of emergency to both quell and alert others of the immediate danger. There are many different types of mittens, mittens come in all shapes, sizes, and colours!
MITTENS SHOULD NOT BE RELEASED IN NON-EMERGENCY SITUATIONS, OR RATIONING WITH DRYER LINT MAY BE NECESSARY.
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | MITTENS are better than sex ! ＼＿＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ | / ／ | / | But sex with MITTENS is awesome ! |/ ＼＿＿＿＿＿_ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ∧＿∧∩ ∧＿∧ )／ （ ﾟ ヮﾟ）/ （ﾟ ヮﾟ ） ´ ＿ / / / ＿と と ヽ ＼⊂ノ￣￣￣￣＼ ＼ ￣￣￣￣￣＼ ||＼ ＼ .||＼. ＼ ||＼||￣￣￣￣￣|| ||＼||￣￣￣￣￣|| || ||￣￣￣￣￣|| || ||￣￣￣￣￣|| .|| || .|| ||
