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Aristotele was a famous greek philosopher who loved penguins.

Important quotations from Aristotele[edit]

  • "Crap i lost my fucking keys again"
  • "Merkel does not forgive, Merkel does not forget, Merkel is infinite, Merkel is our religion, our soul and our holy beer"
  • "be yourself, except you can be a unicorn, then be a unicorn"
  • "If penguins cant fly, then how did they get to Antarctica?"
  • "Tanasinn is life, Tanasinn is love"