DADDYCOOL the Musical

As many DQNs found the London tour of of the much-anticipated DADDYCOOL the Musical somewhat lackluster, The Elitist Superstructure of DQN decided to stage its own production, featuring techno music instead of the original Bollywood disco pop. Press reviews praised the changes to the script and song-set, with famed critic （　・∀・） stating "★★★★★, would watch again."

Dramatis Personae

DQN-kun: leader of The Elitist Superstructure, a gang
Beady Eyes: leader of The Squids, a gang
Kouyama Mitsuki-chan: lover of DQN-kun

Lords, Gentlemen, Officers, Soldiers, Murderers, Attendants, and Messengers. The Ghost of Squeeks, and other Apparitions.

Act One

• Title
• The Wonders of Skub!
• well this is a bit awkward, isn't it?
• VIPSTAR
• IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!
• oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

Act Two

• Where Da Hood At (feat. Swizz Beatz)
• The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
• under the moon loli to issho
• DADDYCOOL
• The Elitist Superstructure
• DADDYCOOL (encore)