DQN Short Novel (Part 15)

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The most verbose chapter title to date along with the most second most third most laconic actual chapter.

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CHAPTER 2: ROYAL JAPANESE SAUSAGE, THE TIDAL "BORE", THE GREAT BEARS OF KADIAK, OLAF'S GREAT LESSON, and THE GRASP OF CIRCUMSTANCE: A weird series of tales of shipwreck and disaster, from the earliest part of the century to the present time, with accounts of providential escapes and heart-rending fatalities[edit]

To the silent Spices which season the double load and faces the loneliness undaunted.

To the Chef which, denied the skewer, takes up whatever weapon lies at hand and wields it valiantly.

To the Meat which "beareth all things, endureth all things," that in its "Royal Japanese Sausage" may be written a righteous destiny for the Nations, and the prophecy of a lasting peace.


Cassandra was a shameless child. She would frequently fellate cucumbers, for the sole purpose of making light of her parents' religious prohibition of putting whole produce into one's mouth. Distressed by his daughter's illicit habit, Cassandra's father set out on a journey to find some sort of meaty replacement which Cassandra could fellate more piously. Little did he know that he carried a meaty replacement of his own within his pants.


( ;゚Д゚) CHAPTER 2: ROYAL JAPANESE SAUSAGE, THE TIDAL "BORE", THE GREAT BEARS OF KADIAK, OLAF'S GREAT LESSON, and THE GRASP OF CIRCUMSTANCE: A weird series of tales of shipwreck and disaster, from the earliest part of the century to the present time, with accounts of providential escapes and heart-rending fatalities has become too lewd and will be shut down.