This page is about mittens.
After so many years, you have finally found your way to the best thing the Internet could ever offer to you.
You can't help it any longer.
This article already contains three notification boxes, not including this one.
This fourth box notifies you of their presence.
This article contains a fourth notification box that notifies you of three other notification boxes present in this article.
This article contains a fifth notification box that notifies you of four other notification boxes in this article. This sixth box notifies you of its presence.
This article also contains the same number of worthless notification boxes as valuable ones.
This article has had the same picture of Haruhi appear 3 times, excluding its appearance in this box.
You must now masturbate.