じ氏ジイ化ヴ

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(also sometimes known as じ氏ジイ化ヴ or Silent Sage is the probably renowned DQN konpyuuta geemu possibly created by DQN-kun and quite maybe published sometimes by DQN-Industries or DQN Productions and no, don't wait for the translation, answer me now.

There are no mittens in the game[citation needed].

FAQ[edit]

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~ ~ - FAQ v0.3 by [Dark]roarTIGERFURY
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CONTENTS
1. Introduction
2. Changes
3. Weapons
4. Walkthrough
5. Cheats
6. Credits


1. INTRODUCTION
From the official site: "    is a game that takes place in a http://aa5.2ch.net/aasaloon/ setting with our hero "Haruhi Suzumiya". In this sim you can use powerups/wepons like the    or the 2GET and Boon shoter to defeat moot!"

2. CHANGES

v0.3 - Improved formatting - Added 'Credits' section
v0.2 - Added some secret level, thanks [TT]MCDonaldsFace%
v0.1 - Added the boon shooter to weapons.
v0.0 - Initial write up.

3. WEAPONS

3.1 The
The     is a magic weapon, it fires at a slow speed and has a lot of recoil. You can use it to defeat most of the lower level monsters.

3.2 The 2GET
The 2GET is a quick, agile weapon. It can be equiped in a matter of seconds. Haruhi can use the 2GET to defeat many medium level enemies. It is required in order to get the boon shooter.

3.3 The Boon Shooter
The Boon Shooter is a powerful deadly weapon, which you can only get after slaying the final boss, moot, or from an ultra secret level. It shoots a fatal stream of boons at any target, and can be used to perform tricks like the 'Boonjump,' or find the secret level the 'Boondocks.'

4. WALKTHROUGH

4.1 First Stage:

        │            │                        │    
        │            ○────────────○    
        │            │                        │    
        ○──────○                        ○──
        │            │                        │    
────○    ┌───○─────◎─────┐│    
        │    │      │          │          ││    
        │    │      ◎───┐  │          ││    
        │    │      │      │  │          │○┐  
        ●━━●━━━●━━━●━●━━━●─○┘│  
        ┃    │      │      │  │      ┃  │  │  
        ┃    │      │  ┌─○─○─┐  ┃  │  │  
        ┃    │      │  │  │  │  │  ┃  │  │  
        ┃    │      │  │  ○─○  ○─●  │  │  
        ┃    │      │  │  │  │  │  ┃  │  │  
        ┃    │  ┌─◎─○─○─○─○  ●─◎┐│  
        ┃    │  │  │  │  │  │  │  ┃  │  │  
        ┃    │  │  │  ○  ○─○└◎─●  │  │  
        ┃    │  │  │  │  │  │  │  ┃  │  │  
━●━●┛    │  │  │  │  │┌○  │  ┃  │  │  
─┘  │      │  │  │  │  │││  │  ┃  │  │  
━━━●━●━●━●━●━●━●┿●─┘  ┃  │  │  
          │      │        ○─○┗━━━●━●━●━ 【High School】
        ┌○───┘            │        ┃      │  
────◎                      ○        ┗━━━●━ 【Your house】
        └○─○                                      
          │          

In this level you need to get from Your house to High School. You can pick up a     in your bedroom if you look in the closet. From there, go left, up, and right to get to the level's end.

4..1.1 Secret Dungeon - To get to the secret dungeon in the first stage, go from the ●, head towards ○, then look for the ◎. Go near it, then cut right really quickly and you should be in an alley. Simply use your BoonShooter to break the window at the end and you're in. In this secret dungeon you can get a Boon shooter really early on.

== Rest of the Walkthrough in progress ==

5. CHEATS

5.1 Infinite lives - Hit enter and type "jisakujien"

6. CREDITS

Thanks to the whole [Dark] clan, MCDonaldsFace for submitting various tips about levels, to JupaJubGamer444 for testing the weapon damage rates, and to DQN PRODUCTIONS for making this Quality game!

Happy[citation needed] Reminices[edit]

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was " ", the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed DQN trilogy, which like in the original DQN consisted of Haruhi chasing after moot (whose name has since been bastardized to 'm00t'). Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "AA Saloon" and I was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (2GET, Boon shooter, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.


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