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Australia is a continent in the ocean predominantly ruled by people descended from exiled convicts and Squeeks.
History of Australia
WE WOULD LIKE TO PREFACE THIS LESSON BY ACKNOWLEDGING THE FIRST AUSTRALIANS, THE HOOLYDOOLYPEOPLE
- The first fleet comes, we are starving convict scum.
- The second fleet comes, we are slightly less scummy.
- Stuff happens???
- GOLD RUSH GOLD RUSH GOLD RUSH
- NSW gets all the states together and we federate for their profit! Melbourne and Sydney bitch about who will be the capital, so we end up making an artificial city in buttfuck nowhere.
- GALLIPOLI, millions of Australians are killed defending their homeland. The British are savages! Also, some Kiwis were there, no one else but.
- Great Depression! We all starve and get into lots of debt with the evil imperialistic British, who we are definitely not tsundere for.
- WW2! The nips are gonna kill us all if we don't suck up to the motherland and America!
- White Australia Policy! We are Nazis.
- Korea! Australia was there, you know.
- Vietnam! Australia was there, you know.
- NO MORE COMMIES?
end australian history.