Ham smash 'em up

From Tanasinn.info

A light midafternoon snack recipe spawned by DQN-kun in recognition of the fact that one cannot eat only Fancy Hearing Cake, gloriously sweet as though it may be.

Contents 1 Ingredients 2 Directions 3 Menu Suggestions 4 External Links

[raep] Ingredients

• 2 lb. of ham
  
• One BikeCat
  
• One >>4 (in nida form)
  
• One Fancy Hearing Cake
  
• One Ham Smash 'Em Up (or any other recursive sandwich)
  
• One dude
  
• 9 oz. shitty textured tofu protein substitute
  

[raep] Directions

HAMMER each INGREDIENT with your FIST OF RAGING FURY going "pew pew", then put the ham smash em up in the Fancy Hearing Cake. Say "bumsex" four times. Kick it until it explodes. Once the area is safe to return to, garnish with sage and enjoy.

[raep] Menu Suggestions

• Fancy hearing cake
• Loli to issho delight

[raep] External Links

Buttersafe: A webcomic that inspired the food [1]