Ham smash 'em up
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A light midafternoon snack recipe spawned by DQN-kun in recognition of the fact that one cannot eat only Fancy Hearing Cake, gloriously sweet as though it may be.
Ingredients
- 2 lb. of ham
- One BikeCat
- One >>4 (in nida form)
- One Fancy Hearing Cake
- One Ham Smash 'Em Up (or any other recursive sandwich)
- One dude
- 9 oz. shitty textured tofu protein substitute
Directions
HAMMER each INGREDIENT with your FIST OF RAGING FURY going "pew pew", then put the ham smash em up in the Fancy Hearing Cake. Say "bumsex" four times. Kick it until it explodes. Once the area is safe to return to, garnish with sage and enjoy.
Menu Suggestions
External Links
Buttersafe: A webcomic that inspired the food [1]
