Fancy hearing cake
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A fine dish created by master chef DQN-kun, published on September 4715, 1993. It is the official confectionery of the Elitist Superstructure, and possibly the only thing they do not find distasteful, the pricks.
Ingredients
- 1 slimy cucumber
- Juice of one baby, fresh from the blender (it's awwwwwwwwright)
- The heart of a mother
- cats whiskers, plucked with oak chopsticks.
- 14 eggs
- mayonnaise
- One bag of flour blessed with holy water
Directions
- Mix the cucumber with the eggs, and urinate on it.
- Hollow out the cucumber and pour in the baby juice.
- Dig a hole seven feet deep and eight feet in diameter and pour the mixture into it. Then fill the rest of the hole with concrete.
- Wait twenty years.
- Allow the mixture to sit for five to ten days.
- Slam the rest of the ingredients in someone's mouth.
- Rub the mayonnaise all over the heart.
