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The kanji for 「AI」(love)

Japanese is the language spoken in anime. It is also the official language of Japan, Japanese Schoolgirls, and the moon.


Section 1

In this section, we will be learning the absolute basics.

Lesson 1 (easy)

In this first lesson, we will learn a few sentences used everyday in Japan.

Japanese English Transliteration Pronounciation
How much is this? Watashi wa nihon-jin desu ヘルプ センター
やらないか Hello. Fine weather we're having! Waaaa! Oniichan no hentai desu!~~~~ ‰ãƒ¡ã‚¤ãƒ³ã®ãƒšãƒ¼ã
Where is the nearest restaurant? Waiii! Kawaii desu ne ^_^ ®å›½ã®ãƒšãƒ¼ã‚¸ã«é™å


You remind me of Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion matteireba, yume wa kanau hazu to tada shinjiteta osanai hi

sora wo nagareru hikari ni negai wo kake hohoemi nagara ima wo tsumuide-ita


か月以内、半年以内、または 年以内のページのみを検索するには、次の から検索オプション ページへアクセスします。

お前はもう死んでいる I do not understand. shukumei no juunanasai (^^;) ¦ã‚§ãƒ–ページ、画
おちんちんって知りません。おまんこください。 I do not know "Onigiri". Please give me Egg Roll. ching chong woo bok chi °æ—¥» ¥å†…、または å¹´†ƒ™ã‚‹æ¤œç´¢‚·ãƒ§ããã¾ã™ã€‚
私はkira であるdess I am Kira Watashi wa kira dess ™ã†…–®ãKIRAƒ¼ã¸çDESS

Lesson 2 (not really easy)

In this second lesson, we will learn the lyrics of the TV version of the OP of Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu

Japanese English Transliteration Pronounciation
答えはいつも私の胸に… Please always answer:To my chest etc. Kotae wa itsumo watashi no mune ni... 答えはいつも私の胸に…
なんでだろ あなたを選んだ私です From fate externals of Sumo Nande daro anata wo eranda watashi desu なんでだろ あなたを選んだ私です
もうとまらない 運命様から決められたけど by which the trifling one doesn't stop Mou tomaranai unmei sama kara kimerareta kedo もうとまらない 運命様から決められたけど
I believe 真似だけじゃつまらないの by me whom right that only inside believed Ai buribo mane dake ja tsumaranai no I believe 真似だけじゃつまらないの
You'll be right! that I is mimicry Yuru bi raito! You'll be right!
感じるまま感じることだけをするよ most chose to decision Kanjiru mama kanjiru koto dake wo suru yo 感じるまま感じることだけをするよ
冒険でしょでしょ!? ホントが嘘に変わる世界で In the world where the reality changes into the lie, please adventure Bouken desho desho!? HONTO ga uso ni kawaru sekai de 冒険でしょでしょ!? ホントが嘘に変わる世界で
夢があるから強くなるのよ 誰の為じゃない Because It has the dream Yume ga aru kara tsuyoku naru no yo dare no tame janai 夢があるから強くなるのよ 誰の為じゃない
一緒に来てくださいっ I only feel it to the feeling of it. Issho ni kite kudasai 一緒に来てくださいっ
どこまでも自由な私を見てよね It is not a person whom it strengthens, together coming Doko made mo juyuu na watashi wo mite yo ne どこまでも自由な私を見てよね
明日過去になった今日のいまが奇跡 Miracle I will think of you past tomorrow. Ashita kako ni natta kyou no ima ga kiseki 明日過去になった今日のいまが奇跡
つかもう未来を The future when it was able to hang on Tsukamou mirai wo つかもう未来を
I believe you… Do it become it for where now as it is likely to see free of charge about me in you? Ai buribo yu... I believe you…

Lesson 3 (extremely difficult)

( ゚ ヮ゚) In this third lesson, we will learn a few happy sentences!

Japanese English Transliteration Pronounciation
月、isshoへのloliの下で Under the moon, loli to issho XƒNƒgƒbƒvŒŸõ‚̓†[ƒU[‚̃Rƒ“ƒsƒ…[ƒ^ã‚Ì“dŽqƒ
ミトンス大嫌い I love Mittens!! miton ga suki ƒbƒ€Íƒã‚̃^ã‚†ƒ¦
もっとそばにいたいけど もう旅立つ時間 ああ、泣き出しそう I hate myself and I want to die because it's winter watashi wa unuboremasu, soshite, fuyu no de shinitai to omoimasu ‚à‚Á‚Æ‚»‚΂ɂ¢‚½‚¢‚¯‚Ç ‚à‚¤—·—§‚ÂŽžŠÔ ‚ ‚ @‹ƒ‚«o‚µ‚»‚¤


This is a test on what you should have learned in Lessons 1-3! No translations will be provided! Please submit completed worksheets to the moon.

Japanese English Transliteration Pronounciation
お前はもう死んでいる ____________________ ____________________ ____________________
I believe you… ____________________ ____________________ ____________________
もっとそばにいたいけど もう旅立つ時間 ああ、泣き出しそう ____________________ ____________________ ____________________

Section 2

In this section, we will begin to speak fluently.

Lesson 1 (unyielding, yet rapidly fathomable)

In this first lesson, we will learn the most important word in the Japanese language, desu. This word helps you do important things, like state your name.

Japanese English Transliteration Pronounciation
私の名はスクイクスです My name is Squeeks watashi no na wa Sukoikusu —‚ÉŠw‚Ô10‚Ì–@‘¥y‘W•Òz
私はここです I is here! desu desu desu ‚ðˆêŠ‡Œ©Ï‚µ‚
VIPから 来ますたです It Came from VIP VIPkara kimasuta “ƒCƒŒƒuƒ“‚ª‰”Ì”„“ƒC
I wanna be a
I wanna be a Vipstar I wanna be a vipstar I wanna be a ŠVIPSTAR‡
「YOUはSHOCK !!」です You are shock !! YU WA SOKU YOU ŠWA‡ SHOCK ðð

Lesson 2 (not very hard, but useless)

In this lesson, we will learn the names of members of the Japanese government and other important figures.

Name Rank Transliteration Pronounciation
涼宮ハルヒ Prime Minister Shinzou Abe —Á‹{ƒnƒ‹ƒq
古泉一樹 Senior Vice Minister of the Defense Agency Taro Kimura ŒÃòˆêŽ÷
キョン Parliamentary Secretary of Justice Takashi Mitsubayashi ƒLƒ‡ƒ“i‰´j
長門有希 Parliamentary Secretary of the Defense Agency Tsuyoshi Takagi ’·–å—LŠó
朝比奈みくる Parliamentary Secretary of the Defense Agency Jiro Aichi ’©”ä“Þ‚Ý‚­‚é

Lesson 3 (somewhat hard, it kinda depends)

In this lesson, we will learn to write common English terms in a special Japanese font called "Kanji".

Japanese English Transliteration Pronounciation
カー Automobile Caru –œ‰~
テーブルテニス Ping Pong Tabelu Tenisu ‚悤‚±‚» ƒQƒXƒg
ゾーン Area Zoon µ‚Ä“
ニードル Spike Needolru ©v‚²—pS
ジョーズ That fucking shark Josu ‚Á‚½‚©H

Lesson 4 (GO! GO! (YEAH BABY) YOU CAN DO IT ですぅ)

In this slightly less annoying lesson, we will learn the entrance phrases of popular "Super Sentai", called "faggots in spandex", or "Power Rangers" in English.

Japanese Phrase Transliteration English
秘密戦隊ゴレンジャー 5人合わせて! 秘密戦隊ゴレンジャー! gonin awasete! himitsu sentai gorenja! Match of five people! Secret fleet Gorenger!
恐竜戦隊ジュウレンジャ 恐竜戦隊ジュウレンジャー! kyouryu sentai juurenja! Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
救急戦隊ゴー・ゴー・ファイブ 人の命は地球の未来! 燃えるレスキュー魂! 救急戦隊ゴー・ゴー・ファイブ! hito no inochi wa chikyuu no mirai! moeru reskyu tamashii! kyoukyuu sentai go go faibu! Person's life is the future of the earth. Burning rescue spirit! Emergency fleet go go five!
百獣戦隊ガオレンジャー 命あるところ、正義の雄叫びあり! 百獣戦隊ガオレンジャー! inochi aru tokoro, seigi no otakebi ari! hyakujuu sentai gaorenja! There is a shout about the justice when there is a life! Every beast fleet Gaorenjar!
忍風戦隊ハリケンジャー+電光石火ゴウライジャー 風吹き荒れて嵐呼び、雲引き裂いて雷走る!風と雷一つになりて、天下御免の三日月頭!轟雷旋風神、推参っ! ・・・ I gave up before the first comma :(


This is a test on what you should have learned in Lessons 1-4! This test will be graded! Once again, please submit completed worksheets to the moon.

Japanese English Transliteration Pronounciation
____________________ State your name. ____________________ ____________________
____________________ Who is the Prime Minister of Japan? ____________________ ____________________
____________________ ____________________ Caru ____________________
____________________ Where did you come from? ____________________ ____________________
____________________ ____________________ ____________________ ƒLƒ‡ƒ“i‰´j
____________________ What would you like to become? ____________________ ____________________
____________________ Who is that fucking shark? ____________________ ____________________
風吹き荒れて嵐呼び、雲引き裂いて雷走る!風と雷一つになりて、天下御免の三日月頭!轟雷旋風神、推参っ! ____________________ ____________________ ____________________

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