DQN Short Novel (Characters)
This is a list of characters appearing in the DQN short novel, in order of appearance. Duplicates have mostly been omitted.
Contents
- 1 Part 1
- 2 EPILOGUE: Dying Flames of a Dokyun's Heart
- 3 Part 2: Vultures on the boundary of the river wheel Battle Tendency Electric Boogaloo Stardust Crusaders: EXTREME EDITION:ちんこ+
- 4 Chapter Three: Where the fuck is the plunger, and should ▇▇▇▇'s tanooki costume have gigantic balls attached to the front to add realism to it?
- 5 Part 3, chapter 3 The Legend of Zelda: Phantasy Star Online Chrono Trigger Monster Hunter Blazblue Project Diva: under the moon loli to issho Ｓｕｂｔｅｒｒａｎｅａｎ Ａｎｉｍｉｓｍ
- 6 Chapter 3: Betrayal in Venice
- 7 Chapter 4: It's Always Sunny In Venice
- 8 Chapter 3 Version II: Nobody Cares About Venice
Part 1
- A Panda
- Beady Eyes
- Honorable Chairman George Bush CXXVIII
- Famous assassin George Bush CXXIX
- Famous assassin George Bush CXXIX's dead mother
- Ran-tan-tan
- Sexy nurse from pokemon
- Franz Kafka with a DRILL PENIS
- Lord Catfannerkins (AKA Cat Fanny)
- George Bush CXIXX
- Robopa [ ´ɯ`]
- Great Sky Loli (GSL)
- The editor
- The first author
- The publisher
- Deequn
- Deequn's darling waifu
- Clonepa ( ・ω・)
- Grandpa ( ´ω`)
- Ice Cream Clonepa (AKA Clonecream)
- Arf
- Tristan
- Unnamed man with a peculiarly-shaped hat
EPILOGUE: Dying Flames of a Dokyun's Heart
- Unnamed lonely figure
- Claire (AKA 2-Amino-3-(1H-indol-3-yl)propanoic acid-chan, AKA Marisa Kirisame)
- Reimu Hakurei
- Unnamed Ferengian Twitter user
- Mysterious alien
- Former Gerald Jay Sussman (catgirl form)
- Unnamed absurdly oversized Canadian
- Roger Ebert
Part 2: Vultures on the boundary of the river wheel Battle Tendency Electric Boogaloo Stardust Crusaders: EXTREME EDITION:ちんこ+
- Dr Robotnik
- Unnamed wild Snorlax
- 420JEWKILLER666
- 88HITLER_BOI
- 69JEWNIGGERS
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Innocent bystander
- Buttcrack Jeffery
- Unnamed schizophrenic
- Phil Collins
- Peter
- Takakazu Abe
- Masaki Michishita
- Gay Gary
- Porky Pig
- Captain Gay Sparkle
- Doctor Fujiwara
- Mr DQN Short Novel
- One of those magma demons that were raping Sakura in that recent Zone flash (AKA Doctor Fujiwara's estranged brother)
- Unnamed mute young girl
Chapter Three: Where the fuck is the plunger, and should ▇▇▇▇'s tanooki costume have gigantic balls attached to the front to add realism to it?
- ▇▇▇▇
- DQN-kun's mitten
- Espeon
- Unnamed shadowy figure
- Woll Smoth
- Wool Smooth
- Dewey Cheatham Goldstein
- Unnamed wild Bulbasaur
- Sean Connery
- Dr. Robotnik's PINGAS (AKA Charles)
- Unnamed VIPPER
- Unnamed dokyun
- Daddy Cool
- Smug Fathead
Part 3, chapter 3 The Legend of Zelda: Phantasy Star Online Chrono Trigger Monster Hunter Blazblue Project Diva: under the moon loli to issho Ｓｕｂｔｅｒｒａｎｅａｎ Ａｎｉｍｉｓｍ
- PenPen
- IsIs (AKA wretched penis harlot)
- Mexican PenPen
- Densha Otoko
- Mike the Martian mole
- The terminator
- Sarah Connor
- Pedophile overlord Baron von Kidyydiddler
- Dr. Robotnik's robot-clone of Sonic
- ( ˃ ヮ˂)
- Rei
- Richard M. Stallman (eternal president of Freedonia)
- Mighty Dongoloid (Stallman's long-lost brother)
- St. Shii DCLXVI of Church WWW (leader of Edinburgh Cult of Undead Moé)
- Marie Antoinette
- Ms. Cho
- The narrator (AKA Morgan Freeman)
- Mittens ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
- Unnamed young man of Nordic descent
- Cardboard cut-out of Keanu Reeves
- Jesus Christ
- Aphrodite (Greek goddess)
- Eris (Greek god)
- The second author
- The third author
Chapter 3: Betrayal in Venice
- Unnamed young Venetian boy
- Unnamed lonely person
- Unnamed lonely person's unnamed father
- Unnamed waitress
- Satan
Chapter 4: It's Always Sunny In Venice
- Mr Gray
- Mr Gray's unnamed Thai masseuse
- Unnamed neko-android
- Eddie (AKA Dr Robotnik's elbow)
- James Goldstein III
- MODD
- Mr Gray's unnamed evil twin brother
- Unnamed train driver
- Unnamed Bamakonian salt miner
Chapter 3 Version II: Nobody Cares About Venice
- Unnamed last remaining big fat butt
- Professor Kleiner
- Alistair Xavier Chang-Mortensen III (AKA the GSL's cat)
- Unnamed squadron leader
