DQN Short Novel (Characters)

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This is a list of characters appearing in the DQN short novel, in order of appearance. Duplicates have mostly been omitted.

Part 1[edit]

EPILOGUE: Dying Flames of a Dokyun's Heart[edit]

  • Unnamed lonely figure
  • Claire (AKA 2-Amino-3-(1H-indol-3-yl)propanoic acid-chan, AKA Marisa Kirisame)
  • Reimu Hakurei
  • Unnamed Ferengian Twitter user
  • Mysterious alien
  • Former Gerald Jay Sussman (catgirl form)
  • Unnamed absurdly oversized Canadian
  • Roger Ebert

Part 2: Vultures on the boundary of the river wheel Battle Tendency Electric Boogaloo Stardust Crusaders: EXTREME EDITION:ちんこ+[edit]

  • Dr Robotnik
  • Unnamed wild Snorlax
  • 420JEWKILLER666
  • 88HITLER_BOI
  • 69JEWNIGGERS
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Knuckles the Echidna
  • Innocent bystander
  • Buttcrack Jeffery
  • Unnamed schizophrenic
  • Phil Collins
  • Peter
  • Takakazu Abe
  • Masaki Michishita
  • Gay Gary
  • Porky Pig
  • Captain Gay Sparkle
  • Doctor Fujiwara
  • Mr DQN Short Novel
  • One of those magma demons that were raping Sakura in that recent Zone flash (AKA Doctor Fujiwara's estranged brother)
  • Unnamed mute young girl

Chapter Three: Where the fuck is the plunger, and should ▇▇▇▇'s tanooki costume have gigantic balls attached to the front to add realism to it?[edit]

  • ▇▇▇▇
  • DQN-kun's mitten
  • Espeon
  • Unnamed shadowy figure
  • Woll Smoth
  • Wool Smooth
  • Dewey Cheatham Goldstein
  • Unnamed wild Bulbasaur
  • Sean Connery
  • Dr. Robotnik's PINGAS (AKA Charles)
  • Unnamed VIPPER
  • Unnamed dokyun
  • Daddy Cool
  • Smug Fathead

Part 3, chapter 3 The Legend of Zelda: Phantasy Star Online Chrono Trigger Monster Hunter Blazblue Project Diva: under the moon loli to issho Subterranean Animism[edit]

  • PenPen
  • IsIs (AKA wretched penis harlot)
  • Mexican PenPen
  • Densha Otoko
  • Mike the Martian mole
  • The terminator
  • Sarah Connor
  • Pedophile overlord Baron von Kidyydiddler
  • Dr. Robotnik's robot-clone of Sonic
  • ( ˃ ヮ˂)
  • Rei
  • Richard M. Stallman (eternal president of Freedonia)
  • Mighty Dongoloid (Stallman's long-lost brother)
  • St. Shii DCLXVI of Church WWW (leader of Edinburgh Cult of Undead Moé)
  • Marie Antoinette
  • Ms. Cho
  • The narrator (AKA Morgan Freeman)
  • Mittens ( ゚ ヮ゚)
  • Unnamed young man of Nordic descent
  • Cardboard cut-out of Keanu Reeves
  • Jesus Christ
  • Aphrodite (Greek goddess)
  • Eris (Greek god)
  • The second author
  • The third author

Chapter 3: Betrayal in Venice[edit]

  • Unnamed young Venetian boy
  • Unnamed lonely person
  • Unnamed lonely person's unnamed father
  • Unnamed waitress
  • Satan

Chapter 4: It's Always Sunny In Venice[edit]

  • Mr Gray
  • Mr Gray's unnamed Thai masseuse
  • Unnamed neko-android
  • Eddie (AKA Dr Robotnik's elbow)
  • James Goldstein III
  • MODD
  • Mr Gray's unnamed evil twin brother
  • Unnamed train driver
  • Unnamed Bamakonian salt miner

Chapter 3 Version II: Nobody Cares About Venice[edit]

  • Unnamed last remaining big fat butt
  • Professor Kleiner
  • Alistair Xavier Chang-Mortensen III (AKA the GSL's cat)
  • Unnamed squadron leader