Kopipe:Navy SEAL

Original

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Français

Quelle connerie est-ce que tu viens de dire sur moi, petite salope ? Sache que j’ai fini premier de ma classe à la légion, que j’ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets contre Al-Quaïda, et que j’ai plus de 300 meurtres confirmés. Je suis entraîné à la guerre de gorilles et je suis le meilleur sniper de toutes les forces armées françaises. T’es rien à mes yeux qu’une nouvelle cible. Je te balaierai ta gueule avec précision comme on l’a jamais vu avant sur la Terre, rappelle-toi bien de ça. Tu crois que tu peux t’en tirer en me disant ces saloperies sur internet ? Réfléchis de nouveau, connard. Au moment même où on parle je contacte mon réseau secret d’espions à travers l’Europe et ton IP se fait tracer, donc prépare-toi à l’orage, ver insignifiant. Je peux être n’importe où, n’importe quand, je peux te tuer de plus de sept cent façons, et ça juste à mains nues. Non seulement je suis extrêmement entraîné au combat à mains nues, mais j’ai accès à tout l’arsenal de l’armée française et je l’utiliserai à son maximum pour balayer ton cul misérable de la surface de ce continent, petite merde. Si seulement tu avais pu savoir quel merdier ton petit commentaire "intelligent" allait remuer, peut-être que t’aurais tenu ta langue. Mais t’as pas pu, tu l’as pas fait, et maintenant tu en paies le prix, putain d’imbécile. Je chierai ma furie sur ta face et tu te noieras dedans. T’es putain de mort, gamin.

Knight

What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.

Mass Effect

Enraged inquiry: what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Proudly: I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elcor Naval Division, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. Intimidating declaration: I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top Elcor warrior in the entire Elcor Armed Forces. Offhandedly: you are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this cluster, mark my fucking words. Vindictively: you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Scathing suggestion: think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Elcor agents across the galaxy and your EP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. Additional diatribe: the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Genuine exclamation: you're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. With prideful candor: not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to every fleet of the Elcor Flotilla and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. Insincere concern: if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Mildly remorseful: you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. With barely contained excitement, I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

日本語

お前何て言った、このクソ野郎。ネービーシールズをトップで卒業し、アルカイダの極秘襲撃に多数関与して、300人以上の殺害実績を持ってる俺様の事をこれから分からせてやるよ。俺はゴリラ戦の訓練を受けて、米軍全体でトップのスナイパーだ。お前は俺にとっちゃ何者でもねぇ、ただの一つのターゲットだ。この地球上で今まで誰も見たことがない精密さでお前のことを消し去ってやる、俺のこの言葉メモっとけよ。お前はネット上でそんなたわ言を俺様に言っといて、逃げ切れるとでもマジで思ってやがるのか?考え直せや、このクソ野郎。全米中に散らばってる俺のスパイ網にもうコンタクトしてあるから、お前のIPは今現在トレースされてんだよ。これからお前に起こる嵐の準備でもしとけや、ウジ虫野郎。その嵐ってのはなぁ、哀れなちっぽけなモノを簡単に消し去っちまうんだよ。そう、お前の命だよ。クソ餓鬼、お前もう死んでんだよ。俺はいつでもどこでも現れるし、700以上の方法でお前をぶち殺せる、それも素手ででだ。俺は武器なしの戦闘訓練も幅広くしてるけどよ、米国海兵隊の全ての武器のアクセス権まで持ってるんだよ。その戦力を最大限使って、この地球上からお前みたいなクソ餓鬼の惨めな存在を完全に消し去ってやる。まぁお前の利口なコメントがどんな災いをお前自身に招くか知り得ていたなら、お前はその汚ねぇ舌を黙らせていただろうよ。だが、お前にはそれができなかったし、しなかった。そして、その対価を今払わなきゃいけねぇんだよ。俺様の怒りの中でお前は溺れ死ぬんだよ。お前マジで死んだぞ、このクソ餓鬼

Polski

Co to, kurwa, kurwa, nie wystarczy powiedzieć o mnie, ty mała dziwko? Muszę wiedzieć ukończyłem szczycie mojej klasy w Navy Seals, a ja już udział w wielu tajnych nalotów na Al-Quaeda, a mam ponad 300 potwierdzonych wrogów. Jestem przeszkolony w goryla walki i jestem top snajperem w całych siłach zbrojnych USA. Jesteś dla mnie niczym, ale po prostu kolejnym celem. Będę wytrzeć ci Wypierdalaj z precyzją, jakiego nigdy dotąd nie widział na tej Ziemi, zapamiętaj moje pieprzone słowa. Myślisz, że możesz uciec mówiąc to gówno do mnie za pośrednictwem Internetu? Pomyśl jeszcze raz, skurwiela. Jak mówimy ja kontaktując moją tajną sieć szpiegów na terenie USA i swoim IP jest śledzony teraz więc lepiej przygotować się na burzę, maggot. Burza, która ociera się żałosne maleństwo zadzwonić swoje życie. Ty kurwa martwy, dziecko. Mogę być zawsze i wszędzie, i mogę cię zabić w ponad siedemset sposobów, a to po prostu gołymi rękami. Nie tylko ja intensywnie szkoleni w walce wręcz, ale mam dostęp do całego arsenału United States Marine Corps i będę go używać w pełnym zakresie do wycierania swoją żałosną dupę twarzy kontynentu, gówniarzu. Gdyby tylko można było wiedzieć, co bezbożne kara twoja mała "mądry" komentarz był zamiar obniżyć do was, może byś odbyła kurwa język. Ale nie mógł, nie zrobił, a teraz płacą, ty cholerny idioto. będę srać furię całego ciebie i będziesz w niej utonąć. Ty kurwa nie żyje, dzieciaku.

To Aru Majutsu no Index

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in the Academy City Curriculum, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Catholic Church, and I have over 300 confirmed punches. I am trained in philosophical warfare and I'm the top lecturer in the entire Science Side. You are nothing to me but just another nun. I will punch you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me just because you are the bride of God? Think again, harlot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of espers across Japan and your life force is being traced right now so you better prepare for the preaching, whore. The preaching that completely destroys the pathetic little thing you call your ideals. You've been living your life incorrectly, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can donkey punch you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kamijou Faction and I will use it to its full extent to psychologically slap your ass off the face of the continent, you little child error. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held on to your habit. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn tramp. I will shit morals all over you and you will drown in life lessons. You're illusion is about to be fucking broken, kiddo.