Kopipe:Shit was SO cash

Original

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Allah

Hey Faggots, My name is Allah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slimy, thieving, Jews who spend every second of their day looking at offensive pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gang-raped any 9 year old pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than eating pork. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al-Qaeda, and starter on my PLO team. What hobbies do you do, other than "preach religious tolerance"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot Prophet (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash; Thy seed is all over thine face). You are all faggots who should just convert to Islam. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my Holy Prophet.

Ame-nigishi-kuni-nigishi-amatsuhi-kohiko-ho-no-ninigi-no-Mikoto

Hey kunitsukami;

My name is Ame-nigishi-kuni-nigishi-amatsuhi-kohiko-ho-no-ninigi-no-Mikoto, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are repulsive, backwards, heretical idols who spend every moment of your lives sanctioning vile rituals. You are everything bad in the Eight Million. Honestly, have any of you ever unified Japan? I mean, I guess it's fun tyrannizing mortals because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. You are even worse than the eight-forked serpent.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the favorite of Takamimusuhi-no-kami, and my descent is commemorated in Takachiho-gawara every year. What festivals do you celebrate, other than "violate underage worshippers"? I also bear the three Imperial Treasures, and have a banging honorable grandmother (She gave me the divine right to rule Japan; Shit was SO cash). You are all unholy abominations who should just destroy your shrines. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my grandmother

Arabic

Azn

Hey Crackers, I am asian, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, white boys who spend every second of their day disrespecting woman. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten good grades? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your superior PENISes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than saying black people have bigger dicks. Don't be a white retard. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my debate team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to asian people"? (White bitches are obviously superior.) I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot white girlfriend (She just blew my tiny penis; Shit was SO yen). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

Bizarro

Hey dudes, My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy. Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me. Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.

Black Hole

Hey Faggots,

My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my neutron star

Blind

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Buddha

Hey friends, My name is Buddha, and I love every single one of you. All of you are wonderful, intelligent, people with an amazing life, who spend a lot of their time doing what they love. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, could you be more great? I mean, I guess there's always room for improvement, but you all take to a whole new level. You guys are even better than rice. About me, I'm pretty much perfect. I have my own religion, millions of followers. What religion do you guys follow, other than "Being so darn awesome"? I also have a prize winning goat, who has won many many awards. You are all great people who should continue being yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's a statue of me.

Esperanto

Hej gejaĉoj,

Mia nomo estas Johano kaj mi malamas ĉiujn el vi. Vi ĉiuj estas dikaj, stultaj senamikuloj, kiuj dum ĉiu sekundo de la tago rigardas pugbildojn. Vi estas ĉio malbona en la mondo. Honeste, ĉu iu el vi iam tuŝis piĉon? Mi volas diri, estas certe amuze moki homoj pro viaj propraj malcertecoj, sed vi ĉiuj atingas tute novan nivelon. Estas eĉ pli malbone ol ŝprucigi sin je bildoj en Facebook.

Ne estu timemaj. Trafu min per via plej bona kuglo. Mi estas kvazaŭ perfekta. Mi estis estro de piedpilka teamo kaj ludis en korbopilka teamo. Kian sporton vi praktikas, krom "ŝprucigi sin je desegnitaj senvestaj japanoj"? Mi ricevas nur A-notojn kaj havas damne fikindan koramikinon (ŝi ĵus suĉis min; estis TIEL fekbone). Vi ĉiuj estas gejaĉoj, kiuj nur devus mortigi sin. Dankon por la aŭskultado.

Bildo rilata: estas mi kaj mia putino

John the Baptist

Hey Atheists, My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bible

Leonidas

Έι, πούστρες,

Με λένε Λεωνίδα, και σας μισώ όλους. Είστε όλοι ένα μάτσο χοντροί, καθυστερημένοι άζωοι που περνάτε κάθε δευτερόλεπτο της ημέρας σας κοιτάζοντας μαλακίες εικόνες. Είστε ότι κακό σε αυτόν τον κόσμο. Ειλικρινά, έχει γαμήσει ποτέ κανένας σας; Θέλω να πω, έχει πλάκα να κοροιδεύετε τον κόσμο λόγω των δικών σας ανασφαλειών, αλλά αυτό ξεπερνάει τα όρια. Αυτό είναι χειρότερο και απ' το να τραβάς μαλακία στις εικόνες του Facebook.

Μην κολώνετε. Πείτε μου ό,τι γουστάρετε. Είμαι σχεδόν τέλειος. Ήμουν αρχηγός της ομάδας του ποδοσφαίρου, και βασικός στην ομάδα του μπάσκετ. Τι άλλα σπορ παίζετε, εκτός από το "τραβάω μαλακία με ζωγραφισμένες γιαπωνέζες"; Επίσης παίρνω συνεχώς εικοσάρια, και έχω μία καυτή γκομενάρα (μόλις μου πήρε πίπα -ΠΟΛΥ γαμάτο). Είστε όλοι πούστηδες που πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσετε. Ευχαριστώ που με ακούσατε.

Σχετική η εικόνα: είμαι εγώ με την σκύλα μου.

Love Story

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I love every single one of you. All of you are cool, awesome, who spend every second of their day looking at funny ass pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own securities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even better than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports don't you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all cool people who should love yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Imperial Guard

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be sneaking. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much max level. I am a Master in Athletics and an Expert in Acrobatics. What professions do you have, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should just resist arrest.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.

Japanese Bird

Hey humans,

My name is Japanese Bird, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to cook up that terrible noodle known as ramen. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever made spaghetti? I mean, I guess it's fun cooking ramen for the billionth time because you don't have the courage nor power level to cook spaghetti, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming udon is the best noodle in the world.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cooked spaghetti for many world leaders and mob bosses, and my spaghetti won best of show in the 238th World Spaghetti Show. What other noodles do you cook, other than that cheap ass cellophane noodle? Unlike you, girls throw themeselves at me, and I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me cooking spaghetti.

John Sheridan

May I have your attention Psi-Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking into people's thoughts. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun invading people's privacy because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than carpet-bombing planets with asteroids.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Captain in Earthforce, and started my own interstellar alliance. What have you achieved, other than help turn Earth Alliance into a dictatorship under President Clark? I also got a Silver Star for Valor in the Earth-Minbari War, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just turned into a half-human half-Minbari hybrid for me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just space yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

John McCain

Hey Leftard faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unpatriotic, welfare grubbers who spend every second of your day whining about how you don’t have medical insurance. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been a prisoner of war? I mean, I guess it's fun living off people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than voting for "That One" just because he’s black. Don't be an Iraqi, my friend. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was senator of Arizona for twenty-six years, and I’m running for president from the Republican party. What political positions do you hold, other than "great lord of Azeroth in Zul'gurub server?" I also get straight A's (unlike that idiot Bush), and have a banging hot running mate (She just revitalized my campaign; Shit was SO GOP). You are all faggots who should just enlist. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my vp

Rin

Hey Faggots,

My name is Rin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to get a holy grail. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any magic? I mean, I guess it's fun losing in the holy grail war because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being Sakura.

Don't be a priest. Just hit me with your best attack. I'm pretty much perfect. I was top girl in school, and first class master. What magic do you perform, other than "repairing"? I also get a lot of prana, and have a gar servant (He just nearly killed his younger self; Shit was SO fate). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my archer

Schopenhauer

Hey Faggots,

My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as percieved by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existance that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.

Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can percieve, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A fucking book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.

Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.

Pic Related: It's me and my fucking boss sideburns.

Sheldon Cooper

Good evening peons,

My name is Sheldon Cooper, and I loathe each and every one of you based on your individual defects. The majority of you are relatively obese, destitute, inane, and dawdle away your days viewing inconsequential gratuitous images. You are like a plague spreading across the world, sucking the life from people of intellect. Honestly, have any of you ever felt the joy of discovering a scientific breakthrough? I suppose you may find some sort of pitiful comfort in projecting your insecurities on your peers, but you transcend the social norms and have taken childish ridicule to the extreme. Honestly spending any substantial amount of time at this site is even worse than pursuing a doctorate in liberal arts with the intention of making a notable change in the world.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm essentially infallible. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my physics team. What academic competitions do you compete in, other than "troll hardest with magnet threads"? I've also been peer reviewed and cited on every paper I have written, and have a prestigious research grant (currently working on the BKL conjecture; (Lifshitz was SO cash). You are all hopeless and should terminate your tenuous lives or at least consider vasectomy surgery so that your genes will not be passed on to another wave of degenerate failures. Checkmate, thank you for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my research. Bazinga.

Swine Flu

Hey Humans, My name is H1N1, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, multi-cellular lifeforms who spend every second of their day running around polluting the planet. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever caused a national state of emergency? I mean, I guess it's fun destroying the environment because of greed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse then an uncureable immunodeficiency retrovirus. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best vaccine. I'm pretty much perfect. I was formed from avian and human transmittable viruses undergoing a phenotypic mix. Where did you come from, other than "DNA shot into an egg"? I also can transfer between you, not just pigs like this one (She just got infected by me; Shit was SO rash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my host

Verbose

Good Evening Homosexuals, I am known as Jonathan, and I must admit that a rather strong, negative feeling overwhelms me when I find myself in your presence. Verily, it has become apparent that your group has a weight problem, a rather low I.Q., and suffers from various antisocial disorders, perseverating on an obsession with photography analysis. Your existence is culturally bankrupt and socially infectious. Now, be truthful: do any of you know the ways of a woman? I can understand that such weak egos may lead to public harassment, but the actions committed here are appalling. Such behavior exceeds the stigma of soiled thoughts when viewing the photographs of acquaintances. I urge all before me to be honest. Attempt an insult, you will find that it is quite difficult. My body and mind are perfectly balanced and completely efficient. I served as the honorable captain of the rugby club, and was one of the most talented members of the polo team in my gentleman's club. If I may inquire, in which activities does the lot of you partake, beyond auto-erotic pleasures in the presence of animated features from the far east? Beyond the aforementioned traits, I have a pristine academic record and a lover whose body was sculpted by angels (her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold). Homosexuals such as yourselves would be better off terminating your own lives as a favor to the status quo of the general public. Picture Related: It is me and my lady who partakes in coitus for the sake of a monetary reward. Also, my lover is to the right.

Wapanese

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT’S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN “ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN”? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A’S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

Hippie

Hey Brosephs, My name is John, and I love every single one of you. All of you are beautiful, intelligent, creative beings who spend every second of their day creating artful pictures and having deep conversations. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten any love? I mean, I guess it's fun spreading love to all people because of your own free spirit, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even better than loving your bros on facebook and treating objects like women. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best phish bootleg. I'm pretty much totally chill. I was captain of the frisbe golf team, and starter on my hackey sack team. What sports do you play, other than "gettin faded with Japanese people"? I also get hella stoned, and have a total love goddess girlfriend (She just made tantric love to me; Shit was SO hash). You are all brothers who should just love yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my goddess

Clinton

Hello Americans, My name is Bill, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slim, handsome, super humans who spend every second of their day looking at amazing pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, has any republican ever been mean to you? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Europeans because you're American, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than "Married with Children". Don't be a stranger. Just vote for my wife. I'm pretty cool. When I was young, I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, besides trading beautiful drawn naked pics? I also got straight A's, and now I have a wonderful wife (She just held a speech in New Jersey, shit was SO interesting). You are all lovely democrats who like to vote for my wife. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

Nigeria

Hey Freind, Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise, since we have not met, permit me however, I am Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and I hate every single one of you. I am contacting you to kindly because all of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures who can assist me in the Project below, which will be of mutual benefit to us both. A Salvadorean, Mr. Remirez Lundy , 66 years of age and a very prosperous farmer made a huge bank deposit for investment in the sum of US$17.5 Million (Seventeen Million, Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) he named his wife Mrs. Helga Lundy as the NEXT OF KIN . I was called upon as an credited Attorney to the bank to sign and endorse documents to this deposit on Mr. Lundy's behalf. Unfortunately, Mr. & Mrs. Lundy were killed in the January 14, earthquake that rocked El Salvador , killing thousands of people and 1,200 others were declared missing. You are everything bad in the world and I now seek your permission and assistance to have you stand as a distant relatives to the deceased. So that the fund can be released to you and we can use it for our mutual benefit. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any fund on Trading and Investment in the interest of the bank? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Nigerians because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. For your assistance, you will be compensated adequately with (40%) of the total sum (55%) will be my own share while (5%) will be set aside to cover any incidental expense made both at home and abroad prior to this transaction If you are interested in assisting me with this matter, please send to me urgently via my EMAIL the following details below:

• Full name, Company or Private Address
• Telephone and Fax number(s).

I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves and Upon receiving the above details from you, I will work out every documents/proof representing you as the deceased BONA-FIDE distant relative and when this is done, you will be contacted by the bank for the release and collection of this fund, which will be within one week of my receiving the above details from you. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me, Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and my bitch

I'm a PC

Hey Macfags, My name is PC, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making stupid ass photobooks. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever played any games? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of other OS's because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having only 1 mouse button. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can run any software, and play any game. What programs can you run, other than itunes and photoshop? I also have an nvidia 9 series, and have a bangin hot monitor (She just displayed Crysis at 60fps; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my monitor

GNAA/LUNIX

Hey Mac/Windows fags, My name is Tux, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid, retarded, computer noobs who spend every second of their day arguing about operating systems. You are everything bad in the Internet. Honestly, have any of you ever used a compiler? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of the software they run, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than running an old version of Apache. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have even fewer viruses than Macs, and can run a web server and SSH server simultaneously. What servers can you run, other than "unsecured network folder"? I also get weekly package updates, and have a banging hot firewall (It just detected some malicious packets; Shit was SO blocked). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my Firewall

Storm Trooper

Hey Rebel scum, My name is Bursk, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are rebellious, Luke Skywalker-following lawbreakers who spend every second of their day opposing the Galactic Empire. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever won a war? I mean, I guess it's fun blowing up the Death Star because of your own lack of power, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jacking off to pictures of Aayla Secura. Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best blaster shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was commander of leading snowtroopers into the caverns of Echo Base during the Battle of Hoth, and helped coordinate attacks with Darth Vader. What sports do you play, other than "losing to the Empire all the time"? I also get straight good evaluations, and I have a state-of-the-art blaster rifle (it just killed some Rebel scum, shit was SO blast). You are all rebels who should just give in to the Empire. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my blaster rifle

TEHMINATAH

Hey Humans, My name is T-John-100, and I will terminate every single one of you. All of you are human, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to achieve supreme A.I . You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even gotten a cyber implant? I mean, I guess it's fun putting people in mad asylums because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fighting the rebels int he future. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton., and squadleader on my termination team. What weapons can you use?, other than a shotgun or m16? I also get 100% confirmed kills, and have a banging hot TX-girlfriend (She just upgraded my ram ; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch from the future

Twilight

Hey homose/x/uals, My name is Edward, and I feel sorry for every single one of you. All of you are fat, paranoid goths who spend every second of their day making up conspiracies and looking at fake-ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real pussy? Or is that paranormal too? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to prove that fake shit exists because of how mundane your shitty lives are, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than taking pictures of flying trash can lids in your back yard. Don't be a fag. Just hit me with your best non-shooped proof. I'm pretty much perfectly real. I was the starter on the Cullen baseball team. What sports do you try to play, other than "find the mindfuck in a motivator the fastest"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just was dazzled by me; Shit was SO real). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves to see what's "on the other side". Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Twitter

Hey @Faggots, My username is @John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day uploading stupid ass twitpics. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any retweets? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on bit.ly. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Twitterriffic beta test team, and starter on the most followed list. What apps do you use, other than "the actual Twitter website on a computer"? I also get #straightAs, and have a banging trending topic (It's been tweeted 1mil+ times; Tags were SO hash). You are all #faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Twitpic Related: It's you and your glitch