Kopipe:Yes, I am a fox

The Original

Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

Brahm Tribute

Yes, I am football. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my stadium soul long ago and I am happy together with my "dirty" explosive devices (which are useless w/o trucks!). We have a fucking lot of games in and outside of open areas and I am pretty fatal and other fatalities will later occur as result from radioactive fallout.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid cnn while I go KILL 100,000 from the initial blasts.

Button

Yes, I am a button. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my interruptor-soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute on/off switch!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the circuit and I am pretty red and good designed.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have your stupid short-circuits while I have CONTACT with my boyfriend.

C Compiler

Yes. I'm a C programmer. So? I don't see a problem. I embraced my UNIX soul long ago and I am happy together with my compiler (who is a cute layered front/backend design!). We have a fucking lot of functions in and outside of the kernel and I am pretty compact and resource conserving.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and beat off to your stupid garbage collection shit while I #INCLUDE <stdio.h> with my preprocessor.

Catholic

Yes, I am a christian. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my jesus-loving soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w priest!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the church and I am pretty slim and good looking young man.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and believe in your stupid "fact" shit while I have SEX with my minister.

Communist

Yes, I hate America. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my communist soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute freedom fighter!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the country and I am pretty smart and well-mannered.

But thanks anyway, asshole. Go and post your stupid flames while I support the revolution with my boyfriend.

Gentoo

Yes, I use Gentoo. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my Gentoo distro long ago and I am happy together with my workstation (that is a stage 1 box!). I have a fucking lot of ebuilds in and outside of portage and my CFLAGS are pretty optimized and solid.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and use your stupid Debian while I EMERGE new ebuilds.

Gorn

Yes, I am a gorn. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my warlike reptilian soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w raptor!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the Federation and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I disembowel mammals with my boyfriend.

Itty Bitty Boat

Yes. I am an itty bitty baby. So? I don't see any problem. I learned to habeeb it a long time ago and am happy with my boyfriend (who is a cute I/B boat btw). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the twinkie house. But thanks anway asshole. Go ahead and not believe it while I have sex with my DAD!

Liquid

Yes, I got all of the Old Man's dominant genes. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my dominant genes long ago and I am happy with my genotype (that is a Deoxyribonucleic acid strip!). You have a fucking lot of recessive genes in and outside of each of your chromosomes and you are a fag.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and infiltrate your stupid Shadow Moses while I RECONSTRUCT Outer Heaven.

Mushroom

Yes, I am a mushroom. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my fungal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w lichen!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

Nebula

Yes, I am a nebula. So? I don't see the problem. I learned to embrace my inter-galactic gases long ago and am happy with my boy friend (Who isn't a cute b/r quazar btw). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the universe and I'm pretty gasy and shiney. But thanks anyway asshole. Have fun with your puny solar system while I create new stars with my QUAZAR!!

Pedophile

Yes, I am a pedophile. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my childlover soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute 6 y/o loli!). We fuck a lot of her friends with and without their consent and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid porn with grown women in it while I have SEX with my underaged girlfriend.

Python

Yes, I am a Python programmer. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my lack of using proper code indentation long ago and I am happy together with the cheeseshop. We have a fucking lot of confidants in and outside of my basement and a LOT of people are using Django.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and pursue your stupid Ruby shit while I have SEX with my full-stack framework.

Republican

Yes, I am a Republican. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my lack of a soul long ago and I am happy together with my money (which has bought me lots of hookers!). We have a fucking lot of confidants in and outside of the Congress and I am pretty fat and balding.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and pursue your stupid liberal shit while I have SEX with my blow-up doll.

Ringer box

Yes, I am a Western Electric Type 315H ringer box. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my obsolete telephonic technology soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w Northern Electric bell box, type N-43-AB, with 2.5K ohm ringer!) We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the telephone system and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I RING MY BELLS with my boyfriend.

Sandwich

Yes, I am a ham sandwich. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my whole wheat soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute pastrami on rye!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the foodom and I am pretty low fat and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I spread mustard on my boyfriend.

Sophisticated gentleman

Indeed it is true, I identify closely with small omnivorous canids. I see no problem with this inclination, do you? I long ago embraced the rust-colored spirit within me and have found much comfort and delight in my dear male friend, who is himself a lovely member of the family canis lupus. The two of us enjoy many acquaintances within and without the close-knit community of animal friendship and I consider myself to be extremely attractive.

Consider your advances spurned, cretin. Immerse yourself in moving pictures from the Orient while I take my leave to indulge in CARNAL PLEASURES with my gentleman caller.

Space Marine

Yes I'm a space marine, so? I don't see any problem. I embraced my imperial soul long ago and am very happy with my immortal carrion lord (Who's a cute b/w corpse), we have many friends inside and outside of the Imperium and am pretty armoured and tough-looking.

But thanks anyway asshole, enjoy your heresy while I DO GLORIOUS BATTLE with my god-emperor.

Stormtrooper

Yes, I am a stormtrooper. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my Imperial soul long ago and I am happy working with my commanding officer (who is a cute 1st lieutenant.) We have a lot of friends in and outside of the Empire and I am pretty slim and good looking, for a clone.

But thanks anyway, Rebel trash. Go and watch your stupid resistance shit while I have TRAINING EXERCISES with my officer.

Weeaboo

Yes, I am a weeaboo. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my japanese soul long ago and I am happy together with my real doll (who is a cute 8yo loli!). We don't any friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty fat and ugly looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have sex with your girlfriend while I'll fap to my anime porn.