First verse (Title)
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A long, long time ago I can still remember when Sakura used to make me smile. It was back, back, back with a lack of friendly tact had me givin' any ho a pimp smack Falling all alone to the ocean floor Just to see how they would react and if it felt moé for a while missus can you give me some bread today STOP, I SAY! Give me back my money - I need it ;-; My name is Squeeks and no. Ain't got a dime but I ain't doin' time For thieving from the corner stone- nuthin' but a lime 'Cause somethingawful is better than eBaum's world, but they both suck... Please change the wordfilter for 'loli' back to 'duck' under the moon loli to issho ((/ デ.ㄟ) Life is pain and nobody loves me, oh no under the moon loli to issho I shot a dog under the moon loli to issho Milhouse is really fucking stupid under the moon loli to issho I don't know how I thought I'd get away with this under the moon loli to issho bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex b-un under the moon loli to issho uhm, and... under the moon loli to issho under the moon shota to issho under the moon loli to issho Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal thong th thong thong thong under the loli moon to issho we sat and watched the stars we thought we knew at last Suddenly, mittens, hundreds of pairs a soft rain of win going past Zero-ONE! one too doo ba doo wop doo bee doo you gonna get raped! said the wolf to the sheep Is this in the song? I do believe it is so not in the song. Cutting myself on your couch killing me softly with his pills the flavor of the soup is miso under the moon loli to issho
- Version by GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS: 
The first verse was so popular that it was requested twice more:
This verse samples Hare Hare Yukai at 2:05, Linkin Park's Crawling at 2:22, and Not in Employment, Education or Training's Seventh verse at 2:39. It also features a cover of Roberta Flack's Killing Me Softly starting from 2:56