Hot Fudgy Mittens coming up! And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.

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( ゚ ヮ゚)

Those lyrics are about Mittens.


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Hot Fudgy Mittens coming up! And the gent can has a cheesemittenz. was recorded by DQN-kun and ( ゚ ヮ゚) in a promotional campaign for The Rei's Diner on September 5267, 1993. Rei herself described it as "like Yoko Ono's work".[citation needed]


Verse 1
( ゚ ヮ゚) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!

( ゚ ヮ゚) and so do Sam & Ella!
( ・∀・)I'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( ゚ ヮ゚)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ゚ ヮ゚) How about hot fudge instead?

We're closed for the holidays. Go away.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
●‐● I celebrate Saturnalia.

Verse 2

  ミ*´ー`ミ  Right here nya.

I'm low on the tartar sauce so I hope you don't mind my Creme de Mittons instead.

●‐● I... see.

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.


  ミ*´ー`ミ  Did someone call for an emergency kitten? nya.

  ミ*´ー`ミ  No I kind of need them. nya

 ( ・∀・)  < My name is Squeeks, and somehow you still drive business away.

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i  乂-‐ −! i At any rate, you are one useless security kitten.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
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==   THE REI'S DINER    ==